What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Moonraker

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the happy reality of our generation?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”